Millionaire

If I had a million dollars

To spend just as I pleased,

I`d book a room on a luxury cruise

and travel through the seas.

I`d lose some money here and there

In Puerto Rico or Japan,

But it`d be worth those quiet moments

Of lying in the sand.

If I had a LOT of money

And only me to take the blame

I`d build a wooden bookshelf

That puts Donald`s wall to shame.

That million bucks may never come

So I dream and dream and dream

Until one day being a millionaire

Is not as perfect as it seems.

But y`know, if I had a million dollars

To spend just as I pleased,

I`d buy a black-market time machine

And send the present me a lease.